The Day Tim Renewed His V-Card

It was the middle of August 2015. Tim's cousin was sleeping over at his house. Some (good) shit went down, and she ended up on top of him. Tim's amazing instincts kicked in and he whispered, just barely audibly, "Kappa". She said "YOU RUINED THE MOOD" and went to sleep in the other room. The End.

TL;DR version:

bae: come over

tim: i can't i'm about to fuck my cousin

bae: my parents aren't home

tim: *whispers to cousin* kappa

tim: ok we're done now i'm on my way